This story got a good laugh last night so it's a post today. Hopefully a much shorter post than the last which I found I lost someones interest half way through and they never read the ending to the story. TOM!
So I believe I was 14 and I had my friend Holly over at our summer home on Plum Island. It was lunch time and we were inside in the livingroom eating. I was in a chair and Holly was sitting on the sofa about 10 ft away from me. I made ham sandwich's for lunch.
I had maybe taken one or two bites of my sandwich and was going in for a third bite when I noticed that it looked like something had fallen out of my sandwich and landed on my chest. So what do I do? I pick it up and eat it of course. It was my sandwich after all right?
Once I swallowed the suspicious meat Holly immediately screamed "GROSS I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST ATE THAT" huh? What the heck is her problem? I ate a piece of my sandwich that fell out of the bread. Shutup and finish yours.
HOLLY: I had a piece of meat in my mouth that was gristly and couldn't chew it enough to eat it so I threw it at you and you ate it!!
Ya I ate it...
Thats disgusting/awesome!
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