another pair of pantyhose gone bad

When I was 16 I had a friend named Tracey that pretty much lived at my house.  As a matter of fact she did live with me for a few months at one time.  This story involves Tracey and a pair of pantyhose.  This story is also very disgusting but extremely funny (in the most disgusting way).

It was a Friday night and Tracey and I were getting the house ready to have some friends over for a party.  I was in the kitchen  standing at the sink doing something with my back to the rest of the house.  Tracey was in my bedroom picking out clothes to wear.

Maybe two weeks or two months before this night Tracey and I witnessed another friend of ours named Chris  put a knee high stocking over his head and distort his face and we pissed our pants laughing at him.  His nose was flat and pulled up to his forehead and his lips were mooshed all over his face not covering his teeth at all.  All the while he was doing a fantastic impression of Jack Tripper.

Soooo next thing I know Tracey is yelling my name from the hallway "Diana who do I look like?".  I turn around and there she is.. she had a pair of my pantyhose over her head.  You all know how much I love pantyhose.."TRACEY GET THOSE OFF YOUR HEAD!" I screamed.  I run towards her and she panics and yanks the damn things off her head and asks "What's wrong?" 

This is what was wrong...Earlier that day while wearing those pantyhose I started my period.  gosh go figure...  And of course I wasn't prepared and those pantyhose no longer had a white cotton crotch.  I still can't believe Tracey did not see that huge stain stretched across her face.  It was a small scene from a low budget horror movie.  Even worse..did she not smell it?  Is anyone laughing at this story.  I know I am but I do have a warped sence of humor.