Okay I was at my mother's wedding reception. The reception was at the Cy Tenney Club which seems to be closed now.
I wasn't to thrilled about being there. I was with my cousin Sandra though and we were being extremely silly as usual. But what I really wanted to do was to get to Jennifer Turner's house. She was having one of the first boy girl parties of 7th grade.
I was wearing a blue two piece polyester dress and pantyhose. OOO I thought I was so grown up wearing pantyhose. I haven't put a pair of those things on in over 15 years. Anywho Sandra and I went to the ladies room and Sandra started making unladylike noises in the stall next to me. I of course started laughing..I still do laugh at unladylike noises. Stupid fn pantyhose wouldn't come down fast enough and guess what? You're so smart! How did you know? I peed my dress.
So I'm stuck at this reception with a pee soaked dress. You'd think I'd want to change my plans and just go home instead of going to that super cool 7th grade party. Nope not me. I went to that party. I sat on the stairway at this party for about 3 hours..I watched couples get together and makeout on the sofa and go into closets for 7 mins in heaven. Thank goodness I was never approached for a makeout session. (haha who am I kidding)
This post really doesn't seem funny to me like the other pee posts. I think it's more gross because of my age at the time. This was also the beginning of the end of my pee problems. I had maybe one or two more in my teens after this episode but I think I had started to smoke pot too and the laughter was out of control with that stuff :)
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