This post is about things I've never done and hopefully most I will never do. I'm also using it as a segue into my next post.
1. I've never filled my bellybutton with tic-tacs
2. I've never shoplifted.
3. I've never liked puppy breath.
4. I've never eaten a booger.
5. I've never been to a male strip club.
6. I've never waxed my balloon knot.
7. I've never had sex in a cemetery.
8. I've never eaten a banana in one bite.
9. I've never worn eye glasses.
10. I've never pierced anything but my ears.
11. I've never worn a string bikini.
12. I've never tried heroin.
13. I've never been skydiving.
14. I've never been bitten by a dog.
15. I've never been homeless.
16. I've never dumpster dived.
17. I've never packed lint in my ear.
18. I've never changed my tampon at the beach.
19. I've never got a job I had to test for.
20. I've never been to jail.
21. I've never hooked up with a teacher.
22. I've never eaten chicken feet.
23. I've never been scuba diving.
24. I've never had a broken bone.
25. I've never sharted.
Ahhh I'm done..I've had discussions with people about #25. Most don't believe me. But I honestly have never Sharted. But I did poop my pants in 2nd grade. Stay tuned for that story in my next post!!
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