BUCKY!

Bucky..ugh..Well Bucky was a cocker spaniel we owned.  We = Den and I.  Den  brought him home to me when I was 4 or 5 months pregnant with our first child. He was really cute as all puppies are.  But he didn't stay that way for long.  I have a few stories about him and they won't be posted in any certain order Just by how well I can remember the story and if I can keep the story short enough to post.

It was bedtime and den beat me to the bed so when that happens the one still standing has to turn lights out in the house put the dog out for the last time and lock the doors.

I was the last one standing that night.  So I put my slippers on and left the bedroom and headed to the back door to let Bucky out.  Most of the lights were already shutoff so I blindly walked through the house It's was only like 12 -15 steps to the back door from our bed. But I had to navigate three steps down and then three steps up on the way back. Bucky went outside and QUICKLY came back in.

So I ran all the way back into the bedroom  and jumped in the bed and crawled under the covers and and I kicked my feet a little to get the slippers off but it didn't work so as I reached down under the covers to take the slippers off by hand I smelled it.  DENNIS! JESUS DENNIS WHY DO YOU HAVE TO FART AND LET IT STINK!  OMG YOU ARE A PIG!  WOah wait a minute.  What the hell is on my slippers?

Realizing what it was I screamed at Den to get out of bed because there is dogshit spread in between the sheets. YUP.FN Bucky had shit in the house most likely when Den and I were racing to the bed and the lights were already out so I had no idea I was walking through it on the way to let him outside.  And that's why he came back in so quickly.

Now we are both out of bed checking each other out to make sure we don't have any shit on our pajamas.  Well I did...I pretty much had a smear everywhere. And It stunk so bad.  Sooo we head to the bathroom with the lights on and see all the evidence now smushed into the carpet because I stepped in every single piece of poop he dropped...no planted strategically..come on, why else did I step in every single one? 

Who likes to change the sheets to the bed after you've already gone to bed?  I don't.  So we just put another blanket on top of the bed and went to sleep.  HAHAH no we didn't do that.  I'm gross but not that gross. We changed the sheets.

Who likes to clean the carpet after they have already gone to bed?  I don't.  So  we just left it figuring it would be easier to pick up after it was dried and crusted into the carpet.  No we didn't do that either..Again I'm lazy and gross but not that gross.  We cleaned the run, stepped and jumped in poop from the carpet.

Goodnight! 

More Bucky stories to come.